LIONS MISSED OUT ON REINER HALL, AGGRESSIVELY PURSUING JOSE CANSECO

has now been revealed that Super-Agent Scott Boras has struck again. His client Reiner Hall a 4 Time All Star and 6 Time Gold Glove award winner has been with the War Pigeons since his Rookie Season. Earlier this week Hall was rumored to sign a lucrative long term deal with the Vegas Lions. Before the off season Hall was projected to make 80 Million over 4 years. Boras created a bidding war between the Lions, War Pigeons and an unknown team now revealed as the Game Cocks. The Lions last offer was 6 years- 180 Million Dollars. Last night the War Pigeons signed Hall to the largest contract in team History 6 years – 150 Million Dollars and unlimited Beer. In the end Hall went for less money but more beer.

The Lions are moving their efforts to signing former MVP, 40-40 and World Series Champion Jose Canseco. The Lions feel Canseco can be had at a bargain after cleaning his gun in his kitchen and shooting off one of his fingers. The Lions are also showing minor interest in Veteran Christopher Santos, however out of the 200 teams at BLD he has a Non trade clause to only one team (The Vegas Lions) He refuses to play for them at any cost.

It is yet to be known if the Lions will resign Power Hitting Catcher Emilio Deleon after his record breaking season on Home Run Outs. John Heyman says," there is no chance the Lions and Deleon don't come to terms. He has been a major part of their Championship run"

In other news the War Pigeons signed both Former St Louis Cardinal and Oakland A's All Star Willie McGee and Steven "Puppy" McGee to minor league contracts this past Tuesday night.

There has been some major tension between Christopher "Uppers" Santos and Jason "Big Mouth" Buffington over the rights of 3 Future Hall of Fame Coed Ladies. Buffington denies all allegations and says, "These allegations are ludicrous" Santos says he will take legal action and go middle on Buffingtons Pitcher.