THE LAS VEGAS CUBS INAUGURAL SEASON

Roster Controversy plagued this year's BLD championship when War Pigeons right fielder 50 Cent could not play because of an ongoing Concert in Hong Kong. 50 Cent played 16 games and batted .130 with a league leading 60 errors in right field. If you saw Fifty throw out the first Pitch for the Mets you know his skills. War Pigeons GM tried to disguise Future Hall of Famer and Home Run Champion Ron Fryer on the roster as 50 Cent! The roster actually said: Curtis James Jackson the Third not Ron Fryer! This caused an uproar in the dugouts, bench clearing brawls, and fans throwing pretzels and black coins on the field.

The War Pigeons defeated the Lions and tarnished their perfect regular season record of 16-0. The game is under protest reports Peter Gammons of ESPN. The Lions won their other championship against the Buffalo Bills Fantasy Shootout in dramatic winning fashion, as Ryan Chitown Paulin came up in the bottom of the 7th with the winning run on 2nd and hit a rocket to RF WITH Grant Goldschmidt winning the game! All 4 of the Lions fans rushed the field as Big Chris came out with the prize of all prizes.

Reiner Hall was linked to signing a long term deal with the Lions however chose to stick with the team who brought him up from the minors as a Little Shrek. The Lions missing out on Hall could have cost them a Championship. GM of the Lions Brian Cohen livid over the 16-0 season that turned into only one championship and not 2 wasted no time making a roster move. Smoking Willie Gomez has been designated for assignment and the Vegas Lions signed Slugger Mitchell Arnold to a 2 year contract. Arnold known for his lethal bat also holds the record for most beers drank in a single day.